|Golden Dragon no like you eating the Longhorn.|
I was lucky enough to have moved my car before hand while waiting on a table. But I didn't notice the Post-It note till we came out of dinner at Longhorn on Battleground Avenue. That's when we decided to figure things out. We hid in the car waiting till this crazy Chinese woman jumped out from behind the wall and ran over to people's cars marking them for tow.
I decided to confront her. Then I ripped off the stickers of my co-Longhorn-patrons and felt vindicated.
|Tow, Tow, Tow!|
She says injustice, I say it's a tragedy of the parking lot commons. Either way, I'll be certain not to eat her Chinese food anytime soon.
Considering I just returned from four months abroad, nothing feels more like home than greed, vengeance, and people towing other people. Tis the reason for the season, eh?