The Cookie Diet

The Cookie Diet

by Liv Published on January 5th, 2010, 7:10 pm Rift: Food

Only one question comes to mind when I hear of "The Cookie Diet". Why am I not skinny already if eating cookies makes you skinny?

Mmmmmm.... Cookies.... Yummy diety cookies.

Wait? They're $239? WTF!!! I'll stay fat.

[EustachiaVye]

The Cookie Diet is at least smarter than taking Alli. I'm not overweight (5'6, 120) but I thought I could knock off 5 holiday pounds....holy SNARPS, they aren't kidding about "anal leakage." I didn't know such a thing existed. Ewwww. It was like being 2 again and crapping myself at daycare....

EV

[Liv]

Yeah, been there, done that. Not sure about the whole cookie diet thing to be honest, but I always thought Matt gave great advice which sure beats the heck out of spending $230.... a quick handful of raw oats.... they do keep you from being hungry.

[A Person]

Nothing like a handful of wild oats in the morning.

[DeannaB]

Thought we were supost to spread our wild oats

[Liv]

What they need to do is use all the sciencey genetic manipulation stuff to make a rice grain even more water absorbent.... then make it taste sweet. Swallow a handful of M&M flavored rice pellets, a cup of water and feel bloated.... mmmmm...