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Secrets of the Human Body

by Liv | Published on Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:23 pm | Science
 1. If your throat tickles, scratch your ear!

When you were 9, playing your armpit was a cool trick. Now, as an adult, you can still appreciate a good body-based feat, but you're more discriminating. Take that tickle in your throat; it's not worth gagging over. Here's a better way to scratch your itch: "When the nerves in the ear are stimulated, it creates a reflex in the throat that can cause a muscle spasm," says Scott Schaffer, M.D., president of an ear, nose, and throat specialty center in Gibbsboro, New Jersey. "This spasm relieves the tickle."

2. Experience supersonic hearing!

If you're stuck chatting up a mumbler at a cocktail party, lean in with your right ear. It's better than your left at following the rapid rhythms of speech, according to researchers at the UCLA David Geffen School of Medicine. If, on the other hand, you're trying to identify that song playing softly in the elevator, turn your left ear toward the sound. The left ear is better at picking up music tones.

3. Overcome your most primal urge!

Need to pee? No bathroom nearby? Fantasize about Jessica Simpson. Thinking about sex preoccupies your brain, so you won't feel as much discomfort, says Larry Lipshultz, M.D., chief of male reproductive medicine at the Baylor College of Medicine. For best results, try Simpson's "These Boots Are Made for Walking" video.

4. Feel no pain!

German researchers have discovered that coughing during an injection can lessen the pain of the needle stick. According to Taras Usichenko, author of a study on the phenomenon, the trick causes a sudden, temporary rise in pressure in the chest and spinal canal, inhibiting the pain-conducting structures of the spinal cord.

5. Clear your stuffed nose!

Forget Sudafed. An easier, quicker, and cheaper way to relieve sinus pressure is by alternately thrusting your tongue against the roof of your mouth, then pressing between your eyebrows with one finger. This causes the vomer bone, which runs through the nasal passages to the mouth, to rock back and forth, says Lisa DeStefano, D.O., an assistant professor at the Michigan State University college of osteopathic medicine. The motion loosens congestion; after 20 seconds, you'll feel your sinuses start to drain.

6. Fight fire without water!

Worried those wings will repeat on you tonight? "Sleep on your left side," says Anthony A. Starpoli, M.D., a New York City gastroenterologist and assistant professor of medicine at New York Medical College. Studies have shown that patients who sleep on their left sides are less likely to suffer from acid reflux. The esophagus and stomach connect at an angle. When you sleep on your right, the stomach is higher than the esophagus, allowing food and stomach acid to slide up your throat. When you're on your left, the stomach is lower than the esophagus, so gravity's in your favor.

7. Cure your toothache without opening your mouth!

Just rub ice on the back of your hand, on the V-shaped webbed area between your thumb and index finger. A Canadian study found that this technique reduces toothache pain by as much as 50 percent compared with using no ice. The nerve pathways at the base of that V stimulate an area of the brain that blocks pain signals from the face and hands.

8. Make burns disappear!

When you accidentally singe your finger on the stove, clean the skin and apply light pressure with the finger pads of your unmarred hand. Ice will relieve your pain more quickly, Dr. DeStefano says, but since the natual method brings the burned skin back to a normal temperature, the skin is less likely to blister.

9. Stop the world from spinning!

One too many drinks left you dizzy? Put your hand on something stable. The part of your ear responsible for balance -- the cupula -- floats in a fluid of the same density as blood. "As alcohol dilutes blood in the cupula, the cupula becomes less dense and rises," says Dr. Schaffer. This confuses your brain. The tactile input from a stable object gives the brain a second opinion, and you feel more in balance. Because the nerves in the hand are so sensitive, this works better than the conventional foot-on-the-floor wisdom.

10. Unstitch your side!

If you're like most people, when you run, you exhale as your right foot hits the ground. This puts downward pressure on your liver (which lives on your right side), which then tugs at the diaphragm and creates a side stitch, according to The Doctors Book of Home Remedies for Men. The fix: Exhale as your left foot strikes the ground.

11. Stanch blood with a single finger!

Pinching your nose and leaning back is a great way to stop a nosebleed -- if you don't mind choking on your own O positive. A more civil approach: Put some cotton on your upper gums -- just behind that small dent below your nose -- and press against it, hard. "Most bleeds come from the front of the septum, the cartilage wall that divides the nose," says Peter Desmarais, M.D., an ear, nose, and throat specialist at Entabeni Hospital, in Durban, South Africa. "Pressing here helps stop them."

12. Make your heart stand still!

Trying to quell first-date jitters? Blow on your thumb. The vagus nerve, which governs heart rate, can be controlled through breathing, says Ben Abo, an emergency medical- services specialist at the University of Pittsburgh. It'll get your heart rate back to normal.

13. Thaw your brain!

Too much Chipwich too fast will freeze the brains of lesser men. As for you, press your tongue flat against the roof of your mouth, covering as much as you can. "Since the nerves in the roof of your mouth get extremely cold, your body thinks your brain is freezing, too," says Abo. "In compensating, it overheats, causing an ice-cream headache." The more pressure you apply to the roof of your mouth, the faster your headache will subside.

14. Prevent near-sightedness!

Poor distance vision is rarely caused by genetics, says Anne Barber, O.D., an optometrist in Tacoma, Washington. "It's usually caused by near-point stress." In other words, staring at your computer screen for too long. So flex your way to 20/20 vision. Every few hours during the day, close your eyes, tense your body, take a deep breath, and, after a few seconds, release your breath and muscles at the same time. Tightening and releasing muscles such as the biceps and glutes can trick involuntary muscles -- like the eyes -- into relaxing as well.

15. Wake the dead!

If your hand falls asleep while you're driving or sitting in an odd position, rock your head from side to side. It'll painlessly banish your pins and needles in less than a minute, says Dr. DeStefano. A tingly hand or arm is often the result of compression in the bundle of nerves in your neck; loosening your neck muscles releases the pressure. Compressed nerves lower in the body govern the feet, so don't let your sleeping dogs lie. Stand up and walk around.

16. Impress your friends!

Next time you're at a party, try this trick: Have a person hold one arm straight out to the side, palm down, and instruct him to maintain this position. Then place two fingers on his wrist and push down. He'll resist. Now have him put one foot on a surface that's a half inch higher (a few magazines) and repeat. This time his arm will cave like the French. By misaligning his hips, you've offset his spine, says Rachel Cosgrove, C.S.C.S., co-owner of Results Fitness, in Santa Clarita, California. Your brain senses that the spine is vulnerable, so it shuts down the body's ability to resist.

17. Breathe underwater!

If you're dying to retrieve that quarter from the bottom of the pool, take several short breaths first -- essentially, hyperventilate. When you're underwater, it's not a lack of oxygen that makes you desperate for a breath; it's the buildup of carbon dioxide, which makes your blood acidic, which signals your brain that something' ain't right. "When you hyperventilate, the influx of oxygen lowers blood acidity," says Jonathan Armbruster, Ph.D., an associate professor of biology at Auburn University. "This tricks your brain into thinking it has more oxygen." It'll buy you up to 10 seconds.

18. Read minds!

Your own! "If you're giving a speech the next day, review it before falling asleep," says Candi Heimgartner, an instructor of biological sciences at the University of Idaho. Since most memory consolidation happens during sleep, anything you read right before bed is more likely to be encoded as long-term memory.


 
As a skeptic I'm suspicious of many of these claims. As a (ex) diver this one worries me:

17. Breathe underwater!

If you're dying to retrieve that quarter from the bottom of the pool, take several short breaths first -- essentially, hyperventilate. When you're underwater, it's not a lack of oxygen that makes you desperate for a breath; it's the buildup of carbon dioxide, which makes your blood acidic, which signals your brain that something' ain't right. "When you hyperventilate, the influx of oxygen lowers blood acidity," says Jonathan Armbruster, Ph.D., an associate professor of biology at Auburn University. "This tricks your brain into thinking it has more oxygen." It'll buy you up to 10 seconds.
This practice is dangerous and has resulted in many deaths from 'shallow water blackout' from cerebral hypoxia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shallow_water_blackout

Definitely NOT recommended.
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Bear recommended it a few nights ago on the Discover Channel showing us how to survive in a crack in the desert filled with water.

Bear wouldn't lie would he?
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Liv
Just sit there and watch me!
 
A Person wrote:As a skeptic I'm suspicious of many of these claims. As a (ex) diver this one worries me:

17. Breathe underwater!
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This practice is dangerous and has resulted in many deaths from 'shallow water blackout' from cerebral hypoxia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shallow_water_blackout

Definitely NOT recommended.

As part of my training for diving, we learned that CO2 buildup in the blood is what causes the brain to sense a need to breath. This is why carbon monoxide goes unnoticed until too late -- CO binds with hemoglobin far more readily than O2 or CO2.

IIRC, Arthur C. Clarke was forced to stop diving when he got into trouble hyperventilating while snorkeling. Broke his heart, as it would for me...
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SouthernFriedInfidel
 
I didn't see that but there is a big difference between a survival scenario and 'dying to retrieve that quarter from the bottom of the pool'

The key thing to remember is that hyperventilation does not give your body any more oxygen or permit you to go longer between breaths. It just depresses the urge to breathe. With hyperventilation you can reduce the urgency to take a breath and become unconscious before realizing that you must breathe. Without hyperventilation you can last just as long, but you will be driven with an urgency to breathe.

Apparently kids play a game to try to become unconscious from hyperventilation sometimes enhanced with strangulation: California Knockout, California High Deep Ten.
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A Person wrote:Apparently kids play a game to try to become unconscious from hyperventilation sometimes enhanced with strangulation: California Knockout, California High Deep Ten.
Ah, human beings are amazingly innovative in finding stupid ways to kill themselves. There is a fine collection on http://www.darwinawards.com. (SFI, as a Diver, you will particularly enjoy the one entitled, "A Prop-er Job")
Questioner
 
I was a moderator & researcher for Wendy (DarwinAwards.com) several years ago. My favourite candidate was rejected and never recieved an award. Although the candidate did not die, he did effectively remove himself from the gene pool.

It is genuine - I have an email from the Columbus Police Division confirming the facts and the original unedited scans of the police reports (these have been edited to protect the stupid) It's not for the squeamish:
Police Report wrote:On reported date and tome reporting officer responded to the above location on a medical emergency. CFD medics stated Victim had accident;y removed his penis and testicals (sic) Mr X was taken to Riverside Hospital where car B6, Off M.Cormany followed up and spoke with Mr X to confirm the incident was an accident. Off Cormany was informed by Mr X that he and Wit #1 were attempting to perform a sexual act which involved bondage. Mr X had both hands tied and was being pulled up by Wit #1. Mr X also had several devices arond his penis and testicals. As Wit#1 pulled him up, Mr X stated the device suddenly broke causing him to fall, ripping his penis and testicals off his body.

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A Person wrote:Although the candidate did not die, he did effectively remove himself from the gene pool....
CFD medics stated Victim had accidentally removed his penis and testicals (sic)...
And you are quite sure the surgeons were unable to reattach said organs?
Questioner
 
Mr X was unavailable for comment. I have his name, address and phone number but I thought it would be a little tactless to call and ask him.

Considering the way they were removed I doubt a fuctioning reattachment would be possible. They weren't neatly bobbitted, there would have been significant trauma when they were ripped from his body.
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"Amazingly simple home remedies:
1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
8. Remember - everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

Daily thought:
Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs."

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royaldiadem
 
7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape


I (expletive) you not... The other day I saw someone duct tape their mailbox onto the post.
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Liv
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Liv wrote:[,....duct tape their mailbox onto the post.


Bet the postal authorities loved that one.

Jewelry customers clearly understand that Duct Tape does not help hold in a diamond. But it works wonders on facial blemishes and unwanted facial hair:
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Really, it works!
royaldiadem
 
Not to mention the excellent job it does constraining these
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royaldiadem wrote:Author: Unknown
Must be Gospel

edited for spelling
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A Person
 
Well that gives me an idea..... hmmm.....
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Liv
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Take a piece of toilet paper or 1/2 of a kleenex,
fold it up several times till it's about the width/height
of a pencil.
Rip off a 2 inch length, it's like a rope, and
put it under your upper lip. It will do the same thing
as the cotton balls, but is easier to find, as not too many
people carry cotton balls around with them.
Chuck
 
A Person wrote:As a skeptic I'm suspicious of many of these claims. As a (ex) diver this one worries me:

17. Breathe underwater!

If you're dying to retrieve that quarter from the bottom of the pool, take several short breaths first -- essentially, hyperventilate. When you're underwater, it's not a lack of oxygen that makes you desperate for a breath; it's the buildup of carbon dioxide, which makes your blood acidic, which signals your brain that something' ain't right. "When you hyperventilate, the influx of oxygen lowers blood acidity," says Jonathan Armbruster, Ph.D., an associate professor of biology at Auburn University. "This tricks your brain into thinking it has more oxygen." It'll buy you up to 10 seconds.
This practice is dangerous and has resulted in many deaths from 'shallow water blackout' from cerebral hypoxia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shallow_water_blackout

Definitely NOT recommended.


TJames7- As long as you don't take too many quick breaths before going underwater, you'll be fine. We were taught, and used, this technique while snorkeling/diving in the Exuma Islands, Bahamas. Like the guy says, it is a way to trick ur mind and buy you a few extra seconds underwater.
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Guest wrote:As long as you don't take too many quick breaths before going underwater, you'll be fine. We were taught, and used, this technique while snorkeling/diving in the Exuma Islands, Bahamas. Like the guy says, it is a way to trick ur mind and buy you a few extra seconds underwater.


I think you've been gven some potentially dangerous advice. It's far better to learn to simply ignore your body's urge to breathe until it becomes unbearable than to suppress it by hyperventilation and risk blackouts

http://scuba-doc.com/latenthypoxia.html

Hyperventilation causes some central nervous system changes as well. Practiced to excess, it causes decreased cerebral blood flow, dizziness and muscle cramping in the arms and legs. But moderate degrees of hyperventilation can cause a state of euphoria and well-being. This can lead to overconfidence and the dramatic consequence of a body performing too long without a breath: blackout.

Pressure changes in the freediver's descent-ascent cycle conspire to rob him of oxygen as he nears the surface by the mechanism of partial pressures. Gas levels, namely oxygen and carbon dioxide, are continuously balancing themselves in the body. Gases balance between the lungs and body tissues. The body draws oxygen from the lungs as it requires. The oxygen concentration in the lungs of a descending diver increases because of the increasing water pressure.

As the brain and tissues use oxygen, more oxygen is available from the lungs while he is still descending. This all works well as long as there is oxygen in the lungs and the diver remains at his descended level. The problem is in ascent. The re-expanding lungs of the ascending diver increase in volume as the water pressure decreases, and this results in a rapid decrease of oxygen in the lungs to critical levels. The balance that forced oxygen into the body is now reversed. It is most pronounced in the last 10 to 15 feet below the surface, where the greatest relative lung expansion occurs. This is where unconsciousness frequently happens. The blackout is instantaneous and without warning. It is the result of a critically low level of oxygen, which in effect, switches off the brain.
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i'm a doctor. It takes a few minutes of no oxygen to die. So one way or the other nobody can hold their breath for that long (well, not many of us anyway). The unpleasent sensation of not breathing does come from high CO2 levels upsetting the acid base balance of the body (via buffering, which is a little complicated). When you hyperventilate you blow off CO2 so this gives you a bit of extra time. Going from being able to swim under water for 20 second to being able to swim underwater for a minute is not going to bring you that much closer to the 5-6 minutes to cause tissue death.
DoctorEd
 
Another trick to stop the world from spinning, maybe a bit similar to this suggestion, but far more comfortable, is go to bed, but put your head on something hard, like a big book. And if that doesn't help, lie on the floor. Works for me :) (yeahyeah, the best way to keep the world from spinning is not to drink that much, I know...)
HP
 
Liv wrote:Bear recommended it a few nights ago on the Discover Channel showing us how to survive in a crack in the desert filled with water.

Bear wouldn't lie would he?


I dunno- he seems surprisingly stupid at times. I wouldn't trust him. Also note this is a 'survival show' so they probably mean if you REALLY REALLY need to get something out of the water than you might as well try it. Not playing a pool game.
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The advice of a man who would not drink from a stream because it 'might be contaminated' and squeezes the fluid fron an elephant turd instead is suspect.
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I've seen this list somewhere else, can't remember where.

I've tried that "study right before bed" trick and it sort of works.
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DoctorEd wrote:...Going from being able to swim under water for 20 second to being able to swim underwater for a minute is not going to bring you that much closer to the 5-6 minutes to cause tissue death.


The concern isn't tissue death, it's unexpectedly passing out underwater - if you are unconscious underwater how do you get out before your 5-6 minutes are up, unless someone else retrieves you?
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Ever see the Abyss? Your body adapts and you start filtering the oxygen out of the water....
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Liv
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Chuck wrote:Take a piece of toilet paper or 1/2 of a kleenex,
fold it up several times till it's about the width/height
of a pencil.
Rip off a 2 inch length, it's like a rope, and
put it under your upper lip. It will do the same thing
as the cotton balls, but is easier to find, as not too many
people carry cotton balls around with them.




Yeah, but it seems far more time consuming to "make" and use this when you can just carry some cotten balls around. Unless you prep this "item" before hand you could bleed to death before you get it constructed just right to utilize. Besides, then you will be carrying IT around until you need it if you were to prep it. Same as a cotten ball.
jeweled33
 
Look Dude, get off the horse. You are just arguing to feel important and as if you really know something; it is probably one of the few things you really feel you know well. Let it goooo...
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