Service for the blind

by **A Person** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:14 am

Porn for the Blind is a not-for-profit organization dedicated to producing audio descriptions of sample movie clips from adult web sites. This service is provided free of charge

e.g. Big Sausage Pizza download

This is a public service announcement

by **SouthernFriedInfidel** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:03 am

If I ever encounter a blind person who wants better porn, I'll be sure to pass this on. At the moment, I only have opne blind person in my life, and she's my niece. Not sure such info would go over well...

by **Liv** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:02 pm

Shan had a woman come in telling everyone about a children's Easter egg hunt for the blind.

Apparently, the lady didn't find it funny that everyone broke out laughing, and later had to explain they put beepers in the easter eggs.

by **A Person** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:33 pm

I found the actual described video rather amusing, and completely unerotic.

A plot synopsis seems rather pointless in a porn movie.

A man with an unusually large penis, and a Cialis enhanced erection, receives fellatio and then has intercourse in a variety of positions with a blonde with artificially large breasts. He ejaculates on her face.

That's pretty much got them all.

by **Liv** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:44 pm

I wouldn't know, I've never understood porn at all myself. Likely the conservative christian upbringing, but I just don't understand the appeal.

Not that I'm against it. I understand it keeps many people content and happy, and I'm glad for them.

While I understand the clinical necessity of it in some individual's marriages, I do sort of feel like it's "cheating".

If the ultimate outcome is that the couple enjoys more pleasure from their relationship, then I'm happy for them.

I'm trying not to sound judgmental, but it is rather foreign to me, though logically I do believe the benefits outweigh any emotional conflicts I might see applicable in these situations.

by **A Person** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:25 pm

It's rather like reading a recipe book, or watching a cooking show. It gives you an appetite and maybe you'll try something new, but there's a lot of McDonald's grease burgers

by **Liv** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:35 pm

A good Jane Austen novel will do that for me.

by **SouthernFriedInfidel** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:47 pm

A Person wrote:I found the actual described video rather amusing, and completely unerotic.

A plot synopsis seems rather pointless in a porn movie.

A man with an unusually large penis, and a Cialis enhanced erection, receives fellatio and then has intercourse in a variety of positions with a blonde with artificially large breasts. He ejaculates on her face.

That's pretty much got them all.

Indeed. The very idea of a "plot synopsis" for a hard core video seems ridiculous. It's the exact same stuff with slightly different sets and/or "costumes." As for spoken lines... no need for audio, I expect.

by **SouthernFriedInfidel** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:53 pm

Liv wrote:I wouldn't know, I've never understood porn at all myself. Likely the conservative christian upbringing, but I just don't understand the appeal.

I had a virtually Victorian upbringing from my parents, and the folks in my neighborhood. "Playing doctor" meant examination with all clothes on, and imaginary diagnoses. "Playing house" revolved around play kitchens. School sex ed was a particularly cruel joke.

As for porn's appeal, I discovered my father's stash of "Playboys" around the age of 12 and had lots of time to read them and never have a clue what I was reading about... but the photos certainly had my attention. It's a strange thing, male sexuality. I don't recommend it to anyone who lives like that.

by **A Person** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:35 pm

Porn movie prompts

by **Liv** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:54 pm

I had a friend in middle-school that made a good deal of money copying (he was lucky enough to own two VCRs) his father's porn collection, and selling copies to the kids in 8th grade.

He tried showing me one time, and I think I tried to perform the rites of exorcism on him.

Porn was nasty dirty to me.... I never understood how boys can be so homophobic, yet sit there and watch another men's willy on TV.

More importantly, I've always wondered, in a hetero (perhaps overtly evangelical) relationship which uses such visually aids, how can you be sure your partner is looking at her/him and not him/her?

Obviously, I couldn't care... but I've always wondered about the 700 Club Porn Members, how they can deny the obvious possibility that Ted Haggard while in bed with his wife, isn't enjoying Ron Jeremy more than Jenna Jameson?

(It took me 5 minutes googling names just to come up with that sentence.... I'm so a prude.)

by **A Person** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:33 pm

Boy: 'Why haven't you come?'
Girl: 'I haven't thought of anyone yet'

It doesn't worry me where my partner gets her appetite, as long as we eat together. And as long as she doesn't shout his name when she comes "Oh Lassie, yes, yes!"

by **SouthernFriedInfidel** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:01 pm

Liv wrote:Porn was nasty dirty to me.... I never understood how boys can be so homophobic, yet sit there and watch another men's willy on TV.

There are a lot of gay men who agree with you. Straight men who are into porn most likely can't understand where the confusion comes in. Now, I have read of an odd rite of sexual passage that some youths engage in (read some details in a John Lennon biography, in fact) called a "circle jerk." That sort of thing was FAR beyond the straight-laced horizon I lived with in my youth, so I can't comment from experience. But really, I can't imagine how that sort of thing fits in with male hetero sexual development. Apparently, it does.

by **A Person** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:08 pm

'Circle jerk'? Now what does that remind me of?

http://greensboring.com/viewtopic.php?t=4277&start=10

by **Liv** » Sun Apr 15, 2012 1:09 pm

by **A Person** » Sun Apr 15, 2012 1:53 pm