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Postby Liv » Fri Jul 20, 2012 8:12 pm

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Celine and me are think identically.

I've decided that my entire purpose in life is not to own a house with a pool, but to one day own a home with a lazy river around it. Wouldn't that be awesome? In fact the lazy river should go through the house too, so you can stop off in the Kitchen for snack-ums!

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Of course I don't need a huge house like Celion Dion, who does own a lazy river and water slide. I'm not that material. A small 1000 square foot home with a lazy river around it would be awesome.

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Technically I already have the house. Anyone want to volunteer cutting down some trees and back-ho-ing a ditch for the lazy river? I'll give you free life-time passes for the lazy river!!!

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It of course should be deep enough so you can swim too. Nice six foot deep lazy river.

Yep that would be awesome. Pools are so lame.
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Postby Jamy » Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:21 pm

I want one too!
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Postby Liv » Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:04 pm

A roaring rapids would be cool too.
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