I've decided that my entire purpose in life is not to own a house with a pool, but to one day own a home with a lazy river around it. Wouldn't that be awesome? In fact the lazy river should go through the house too, so you can stop off in the Kitchen for snack-ums!
Of course I don't need a huge house like Celion Dion, who does own a lazy river and water slide. I'm not that material. A small 1000 square foot home with a lazy river around it would be awesome.
Technically I already have the house. Anyone want to volunteer cutting down some trees and back-ho-ing a ditch for the lazy river? I'll give you free life-time passes for the lazy river!!!
It of course should be deep enough so you can swim too. Nice six foot deep lazy river.
Yep that would be awesome. Pools are so lame.