So Fast Forward to today and I'm asked to sign this sheet that says "Screw up again, and your fired." As if to say I purposely do this on purpose. "Screw you, I won't do as you tell me!" Actually I said something like "um, what are the repercussions of me not signing it?" She dodges the question, and hees and haws and says "It's your decision, you make your own choices." , I'm like "WTF? You're *ucking kidding me?" Okay, maybe not... I do say "Can we get clarification on this matter?" So she calls, and gets nobody, and I explain that I'd be happy to sign if the alternative is termination, but that I didn't feel comfortable signing it, because I believe the HGRs are programed to hate me. She eventually gets my signature on some other piece of paper saying that I atleast read the aforesaid material.
I came home, cracked open the laptop and hoped to find some clarification about the legalities of placing your john Hancock on everything. If it's not illegal, it should be. When I work for Verizon in California, the union advised us we didn't have to sign things, and I expected to find some legal precedent for the situation, but I haven't.
So I really wonder. Can a company terminate you for merely refusing to sign something? Should a company really make you sign legally binding contracts just so you can maintain employment? And lastly if you spend your days at work dreaming about coming to work in a Guy Fawkes outfit and blow up the whole damn place, is it time to seek out a new working arrangment?