And you thought Mary's story was weird

by **SouthernFriedInfidel** » Mon May 21, 2012 12:35 pm

We all know about the story of how Mary claimed that God made her pregnant while she was a virgin, so it was OK to give birth before getting married. Check out how this lady in Lagos has gotten people to believe HER little bastard is Godly.

I like the little touches here. The baby resisted being aborted, and grew stronger instead. She started worrying when her pregnancy reached the ELEVENTH month. The power in the church came on just as the head was crowning, and went back off just after he was cleaned up. And of COURSE the Qur'an he was holding while in the womb was encased in "water-proof material" to protect it from the mother's blood.

I just wonder how thin the population of skeptics is in Nigeria that this goes completely unquestioned...

by **Liv** » Tue May 22, 2012 2:41 pm

Why is it always a baby from God? Never the devil.

I want to be impregnated by the devil!

by **shannon** » Tue May 22, 2012 4:15 pm

My grandma said you already were :twisted:

remember? Then she mumbled something or other about burning in the firey pits of Hell, blah, blah, blah...

by **Liv** » Tue May 22, 2012 8:23 pm

Yeah, well she'll be well done by the time I arrive. By the way, we're redecorating when I get there.

by **A Person** » Thu May 24, 2012 12:17 am

by **Liv** » Thu May 24, 2012 1:45 pm

God looks strangely like the Mayan calendar.

by **A Person** » Thu May 24, 2012 2:28 pm

That's because Yahweh and Kinich Ahau are both sun gods, or possibly pizza gods

by **Liv** » Thu May 24, 2012 3:00 pm

Pizza. Now that's a God I can believe in. Hopefully he is covered in Gruyere and Emmantal, with some fresh mushrooms.

by **A Person** » Thu May 24, 2012 6:12 pm

God can be rather cheesy & crusty

by **Liv** » Fri May 25, 2012 11:51 am