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And you thought Mary's story was weird

PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 12:35 pm
by SouthernFriedInfidel
We all know about the story of how Mary claimed that God made her pregnant while she was a virgin, so it was OK to give birth before getting married. Check out how this lady in Lagos has gotten people to believe HER little bastard is Godly.

I like the little touches here. The baby resisted being aborted, and grew stronger instead. She started worrying when her pregnancy reached the ELEVENTH month. The power in the church came on just as the head was crowning, and went back off just after he was cleaned up. And of COURSE the Qur'an he was holding while in the womb was encased in "water-proof material" to protect it from the mother's blood.

I just wonder how thin the population of skeptics is in Nigeria that this goes completely unquestioned...

Re: And you thought Mary's story was weird

PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 2:41 pm
by Liv
Why is it always a baby from God? Never the devil.

I want to be impregnated by the devil!

Re: And you thought Mary's story was weird

PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 4:15 pm
by shannon
My grandma said you already were :twisted: remember? Then she mumbled something or other about burning in the firey pits of Hell, blah, blah, blah...

Re: And you thought Mary's story was weird

PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 8:23 pm
by Liv
Yeah, well she'll be well done by the time I arrive. By the way, we're redecorating when I get there.

Re: And you thought Mary's story was weird

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2012 12:17 am
by A Person
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Re: And you thought Mary's story was weird

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2012 1:45 pm
by Liv
God looks strangely like the Mayan calendar.

Re: And you thought Mary's story was weird

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2012 2:28 pm
by A Person
That's because Yahweh and Kinich Ahau are both sun gods, or possibly pizza gods

Re: And you thought Mary's story was weird

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2012 3:00 pm
by Liv
Pizza. Now that's a God I can believe in. Hopefully he is covered in Gruyere and Emmantal, with some fresh mushrooms.

Re: And you thought Mary's story was weird

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2012 6:12 pm
by A Person
God can be rather cheesy & crusty

Re: And you thought Mary's story was weird

PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 11:51 am
by Liv