Our good friends at "Answers in Genesis" have a dream. The next part of their dream, after setting up their creation museum in Kentucky, was to build a full-scale ark to decorate the countryside. To do that, they need millions in funding, and they thought for sure they could get it done, what with Christians around the country being EVER so eager to support them in their work of making all scientists bend their knees to the writers of Genesis.
Only, it isn't working. The millions they expected to get to build their ark aren't rolling in. And (big surprise here) attendance at their creation museum has dropped off rather significantly from the year it opened. Apparently, no matter how slickly they present their idiocy, the only ones willing to listen to their crackpot story is their own choir.
Maybe there's some small hint of a hope for the country's future after all...
Nah, probably not.