God loves Gays, and Finally Sends Jerry Falwell to Hell

by **Questioner** » Wed May 23, 2007 8:55 pm

SouthernFriedInfidel wrote:Sounds perfectly innocent to me.

Yes, I must be delusional today. Obvious mistake. :mrgreen:

by **SouthernFriedInfidel** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:50 pm

Questioner wrote:
SouthernFriedInfidel wrote:Sounds perfectly innocent to me.
Yes, I must be delusional today. Obvious mistake.

Well, it IS Wednesday. I generally save my delusions up for Wednesdays...

by **Liv** » Mon May 28, 2007 11:02 pm

by **SouthernFriedInfidel** » Mon May 28, 2007 11:22 pm

Liv wrote:

IMO, Jerry's options ought to be "Taliban woman" or "poor gay black guy in Topeka, Kansas."

And he should consider himself lucky to get back as a human. I'd vote him to be one of those black bugs in Florida that end up on the grill of most cars every spring...

by **Questioner** » Tue May 29, 2007 12:13 am

SouthernFriedInfidel wrote:IMO, Jerry's options ought to be "Taliban woman" or "poor gay black guy in Topeka, Kansas."

And he should consider himself lucky to get back as a human. I'd vote him to be one of those black bugs in Florida that end up on the grill of most cars every spring...

Those are very good--especially the Taliban woman. However, I might vote for "Poor African woman subjected to female circumcision and forced to have baby after baby after baby because Falwell and his ilk have convinced President Bush to cut off contraceptive funding for the 3rd world". :twisted:

by **A Person** » Tue May 29, 2007 3:45 pm

What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?
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Its ass.

I'd say the evidence points to a black bug being Jerry's previous incarnation.