SouthernFriedInfidel wrote:IMO, Jerry's options ought to be "Taliban woman" or "poor gay black guy in Topeka, Kansas."
And he should consider himself lucky to get back as a human. I'd vote him to be one of those black bugs in Florida that end up on the grill of most cars every spring...
Those are very good--especially the Taliban woman. However, I might vote for "Poor African woman subjected to female circumcision and forced to have baby after baby after baby because Falwell and his ilk have convinced President Bush to cut off contraceptive funding for the 3rd world".