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Santa is Jesus

Or Allah for that matter?

Postby Liv » Sat Dec 04, 2010 2:57 pm

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So say your Jesus right? You did the whole create a religion thing, then the whole Resurrection hoo haa haa; and then, the Messiah protection program relocates you to the great white north. You put on a few pounds, and your beard grows a little white as you realize you've never planned for your retirement. Then one day you have an idea! Let's create Christmas and make some money. Sure... just name the sheep something like, Oh say Rudolph, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, and a few others. Tie them up to your old field wagon, and the rest is history.

Jesusanta realized early on that Pole Dancer Elmo would do a lot better than weeping Mary. Of course this led to a few changes in the new version of Christianity.


    Fish for 1000's=toys for millions
    heaven=gifts
    hell=coal
    Apostles=reindeer
    flies through the air=ascension
    angels=elves
    commandments=Santa's list
    chimney decent=Jesus's decent on earth
    sleigh rails=mangers staff
    Christmas Tree=Garden of Eden
    Holly / Wreath=Christ's crown of thorns and others
    Cookies & Milk=Communion
    Ms. Claus=Mary
    Bible / Psalms=carols
    devil=walmart
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