Note to Self: Ford Taurus... Not Mud Bogg Off Road Truck
by Liv | Published on April 18th, 2009, 1:42 pm | Sports
Liv woke up, tried to swap the cars around, and discovered she had put the front end of the Taurus in the ditch. Our ditch. It pratically swallowed up the whole front-end of the car. She then subsequently tried to remove the car under it's own power. That didn't work. Then tried to put boards under the tires. That didn't work. Then she tried to strap the two Tauruses together with a tie-down. The strap broke. Then she took the dog's tie out chain: a 1/4 inch thick cable which she wrapped 4 times between the frames of the two cars. The second Taurus couldn't get traction and left a big smoking cloud of tire as it attempted to yank the other car out. Finally Dad called AAA. Two hours later the tow truck's wench even was having a hard time, but finally succeeded in pulling the car out of my own front yard. Note to self. Pull car out on street to swap in future.... and Taurus's aren't made for mud bogging, or tow truck duty.
You're an idiot Liv.
