Proof of God: Boneless Chicken Wings

For years many people around the world prayed to God, Budha, Muhammed, Satan, Ra, Zeus, and any other God that is righteous and good to man and woman. We've begged and prayed, asking God, "Chicken wings are great and all, but How about Chicken wings with out bones?"

The sky opened up, sun poured from the heavens and boneless chicken wings were born. Technically since they are boneless, wouldn't they just be Chicken-Miscellaneous-Body-Parts? Anyhow. The first time I got the chance to have boneless chicken wings was at Applebees about a month ago. I swear they were good, but I couldn't say if I had been affected by my Rum Smoothie or not. Well I've discovered KFC has them too.

Now being that we live in an area that hates Kentucky Fried Chicken, and loves Bojangles, they're tough to find. Technically there is only 3 in Greensboro. 2 over by Battleground, and 1 on West Market street. Somehow I got the idea to rush over there on my lunch break and order some. Mind you, I have only 30 minutes for lunch, and I work on High Point road. But I had a craving, and I was determined to get some.

Basically for about 3 bucks you can get about 6 nuggets or 20 for about 10 dollars. Let me say, trying to shove fiery hot nuggets of chicken goodness in your mouth while driving a stick shift through Spring Garden traffic is not the most efficient of driving methods. This in part to the fact your nose is running, your mouth is burning, and your reaching for your 64 ounces of Pepsi, they require you to buy or sign a disclaimer. Then there is your fingers that end up in hot red hot wing sauce, and when you try to wipe them on the napkin, the paper just tears and sticks. Soo.... if your following me so far, I'm driving mucho quickado down Spring Garden street with my eyes watering, nose running and paper covered hot-sauce hands delicately trying to gearshift with my elbow.

All I can think of, is if I hit that tree, someone, please shove another boneless hot wing in my mouth before I lose consciousness.

Yes God does exist, he gave us Boneless Chicken wings.

Shouldn't this be in the healthy lifestyles section of the forum?
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