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Kids Sleeping with the KKK.

By beth
Executive Editor
Published: Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:58 pm

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It's about time someone tapped into the market here in NC for our abundance of Christians who need to clothe their children before they lay them down for their nightly slumber. Luckily Now you can give your children the security they need from monsters under the bed, atheists in the closet, and all this darn porn on the Internet. Introducing the ultimate in sleepwear for children who have a future in the KKK:

http://www.armorofgodpjs.com
By royaldiadem
Guest Columnist
Published: Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:18 pm

pardon the newbie but,..

I would like to order some of these. Do they come in 2XL?

Do you take nihilisticard?


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By SouthernFriedInfidel
Features Reporter
Published: Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:41 pm

royaldiadem wrote:
pardon the newbie but,..

I would like to order some of these. Do they come in 2XL?

Do you take nihilisticard?


Sterling Wink



Dude -- I love the avatar you got...
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By royaldiadem
Guest Columnist
Published: Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:29 pm

You cant ignore my desire to outfit myself in the latest alleged 'cHRISTIAN'* garb. And "nihilisticard" for payment, I kRaK mE uP! You will give me credit,.. for a sense of humor at least........

By the way, my daughters think I look like Agent Smith with my sunglasses on.

I dont agree, I think he looks like ME with his sunglasses on. And I can do all the stuff he does if I was hooked up to one of those cranes with a corsett on. Smith got nuttin on the Jeweler who sells ten of the twelve stones in the foundation of the New Jerusalem!

And just think how my new friends would really have something to talk about if I showed up in those shiny perjamers!


consistently yours,

925**

*('cHRISTIAN'= what YOU are calling a person who -professes- to be a person saved by grace through faith in Jesus Christ)

*(925 parts silver 75 parts other metals = sterling)

The best animated avatar out there is ASmith in the rain, reminds you of the code of the Matrix *bathing* Agent Smith.
By RebelSnake
Features Reporter
Published: Sat Aug 19, 2006 7:58 am

Somebody's gonna file a lawsuit on this one. My guess would be instigating a hate crime.
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